JingleKnits Christmas Sweater

Polyester, mid-weight with a soft face and a relaxed cut. The design is screen printed, which means the ink is pushed into the fabric rather than heat-pressed on top.

It runs edge to edge across the whole front. The chest hair and the shading under the collarbone stay legible from a few feet away rather than blurring into a block.

Machine wash cold, inside out, hang to dry. Do not tumble dry or iron the print.

Cracking and peeling is a heat-transfer failure. This is screen printed, so there is no transfer layer to lift.

It is not itchy, and it is mid-weight rather than chunky, so it stays comfortable in a heated room for a full evening.

Office parties, ugly sweater day on 18 December, Christmas dinner, and general December wear. It is a sweater rather than a costume, so it does not need a specific occasion.

It is built as a normal sweater — warm, soft, machine washable — so it can be worn through the season rather than once.

S to 4XL, cut relaxed. It runs true to the measurements in the size chart, which is in the product images. If you are between two sizes, take the larger one.

Take a sweater he already wears, lay it flat, measure straight across under the arms, double that figure, and match it to the chest column in the size chart.

If it is still wrong, you have 30 days to exchange it.

The printed design only. Dad Bod has chest hair, Gym Rat has abs. Same fabric, same sizes, same print quality.

Order by 8 December. We pack in 1–3 business days and shipping takes 6–10 business days, so 8 December is the last date we can promise delivery before Christmas.

After that date we say so on the product page rather than accept the order.

Free worldwide, with no minimum order. Nothing is added at checkout.

Yes. You get a tracking number by email as soon as the order leaves us, and you can follow it from the Track Your Order page.

Yes. Tell us the size you need and we will exchange it. You have 30 days from delivery and there is no restocking fee.

Return it within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. There are no forms and no fees, and we cover the return postage.

Through the Contact page. A person reads every message and we usually reply the same day.